Clothing jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top?

Because it was armless

what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?

A woolly jumper!

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From a second hand store.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.

Then it just clicked.

Why was the robot angry?

Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.