Coffee jokes

Why did the coffee shop worker quit?

They were tired of the daily grind and getting roasted by customers!

What do you call a coffee that won't stop talking?

A chat-uccino!

Why did the herbal tea feel left out?

It wasn't everyone's cup of tea!

What did the coffee say to its date?

I like you a latte!

Why did the espresso keep checking its watch?

It was pressed for time!

What do you call a snake that drinks coffee?

A coffee viper — it likes its java venomous!

Why did the tea bag meditate?

To find its inner steep!

What's a barista's favorite exercise?

The French press!