School jokes

What did the pen say to the highlighter?

You really know how to make a point stand out.

Why was the school broom always late?

It kept sweeping through the hallways.

Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?

He had no body to practice with.

Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?

She wanted to test the waters of her next chapter.

Why do grammar teachers love the park?

Because of all the proper nouns sitting on the benches.

Why did the student eat his math homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.

Why did the notebook go to the gym?

It wanted to get ripped.

Why did the biology student break up with the chemistry student?

There was no reaction between them.