School jokes

Why was the science textbook feeling overwhelmed?

It had way too many problems — and they were all physical.

Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?

For self-reflection.

What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

A pi-neapple quesadilla.

Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

It had a really good point.

Why did the history teacher bring a guitar to class?

Because she wanted to discuss the rock ages.

Why did the report card go to therapy?

It had too many issues — and they were all graded.

Why did the school bus blush?

It saw the crosswalk.