School jokes

Why did the period break up with the question mark?

It was tired of all the questioning.

Why was the dictionary always invited to parties?

It was the life of the definition.

Why did the student put his test in the freezer?

He wanted a cold, hard grade.

What kind of school do you go to if you're a giant?

High school.

Why did the protractor fail the exam?

It could only see things from a certain angle.

Why was the comma so bossy in English class?

It always knew when to pause.

Why did the art teacher get promoted?

She could draw conclusions.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!