History jokes

What do you call a knight who's afraid to fight?

Sir Render!

Why was the Renaissance artist never bored?

Because they always had something to draw upon!

What did one wall of the Great Wall of China say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why didn't the ancient Egyptians ever feel stressed?

Because they were always in de-Nile about their problems!

What did the pirate say when they turned 80?

Aye, matey!

Why did the caveman keep bumping into things?

Because they lived in the dark ages — before the Stone Age even got lit!

What do you call a medieval king who surveys his land?

A ruler!