Nature jokes

Why did the sun get into the newspaper?

It was a rising star.

How do mountains stay warm in winter?

They wear snow caps.

Why did the garden get so many compliments?

Because it was blooming lovely.

What's a rock's favorite type of music?

Rock and roll.

What do you call a snowman having a tantrum?

A meltdown.

Why do rivers always have money?

Because they're always near banks.

Why did the boulder feel lonely?

Because everyone took it for granite.

What did the moss say to the stone?

I'm growing on you.

What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I lava you.