Nature jokes

Why did the snowflake break up with the ice cube?

She thought he was too rigid — she needed someone with more flurries of emotion.

Why did the earthquake get bad grades?

It kept getting caught passing notes on the Richter scale.

What's a cloud's favorite pair of underwear?

Thunderwear.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

Why did the flower break up with the gardener?

She felt he was too controlling — always pruning her choices.

Why did the river apply for a job?

It wanted to go with the flow.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your fronds — this is going to be a wild ride!

Why did the weather report go to school?

To improve its climate of learning.