Nature jokes

What did the earthquake say after the joke?

Sorry, I didn't mean to crack you up!

Why did the frost get promoted?

Because it had a very cool demeanor!

Why did the cactus win the argument?

Because it had so many good points!

Why did the weather report go to therapy?

It had too much pressure!

What did the hail say when it hit the car?

Sorry, just making a dent in my to-do list!

Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle?

Things had gotten too shallow!

Why is the wind so bad at sports?

Because it's always blowing the game!

What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf!

Why was the pine tree always in trouble?

Because it was knotty!