Nature jokes

Why did the weather forecaster bring a bar of soap?

She was expecting showers!

What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud!

Why do rivers never get lost?

Because they always follow the current!

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

You're truly shocking!

Why don't flowers ever drive safely?

Because they keep putting the petal to the metal!

What's a mountain's favorite candy?

Snow caps!

Why did the gardener plant lightbulbs?

He wanted to grow a power plant!

Why did the cloud break up with the fog?

Because the relationship was too misty!

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!