Nature jokes

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

It was feeling green!

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle!

Why is grass so dangerous?

Because it's full of blades!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey there, bud!

Why do trees hate tests?

Because they get stumped!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter!

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!