Nature jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window?

Kurt & Rod.

What has a bed that you can’t sleep in?

A river.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Don't buy flowers at a monastery.

Because only you can prevent florist friars.