Nature jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do you make a water bed more bouncy.

You use Spring Water

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.