Nature jokes

What did the big flower say to the littler flower?

Hi, bud!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

I'll tell you what often gets over looked...

garden fences.

I won an argument with a weather forecaster once.

His logic was cloudy...

Where do fish keep their money?

In the riverbank

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.