Work jokes

What do you call a boss who falls asleep during meetings?

A nap-tain of industry.

Why did the intern bring string to the office?

They wanted to tie up loose ends.

What did the manager say to the broken vending machine?

You really need to change.

Why did the pencil get fired?

It kept making too many points in the meeting.

What do you call a coworker who tells jokes at the copier?

A real copy-comedian — they're always reproducing material.

Why did the accountant always look tired?

Because they lost their balance.

What did the filing cabinet say during the earthquake?

I'm really shaken but still organized!

Why did the employee bring binoculars to the meeting?

They heard it was about long-range planning.