Work jokes

What did the elevator say to its coworkers?

I'm tired of people pushing my buttons.

Why did the janitor get promoted to CEO?

Because he really cleaned up in business.

What do you call a meeting that starts on time?

A myth.

Why did the office plant get employee of the month?

Because it had great growth potential.

What did the sticky note say when it got promoted?

I've really stuck with this company!

Why did the office worker stare at the frozen orange juice can?

Because it said 'concentrate.'

What did the paper clip say on its first day at work?

I'm here to hold things together!

Why did the office worker tape their wallet shut?

They wanted to stop making liquid assets.