Money jokes

Why don't pennies ever win races?

Because they always come in last — they're worth the least!

What do you call a fake coin?

A counter-fit!

Why did the bank go to the dentist?

To fix its vault!

What do you call a rich elf?

Welfy!

Why did the dollar go to school?

To get more cents!

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world?

It was Legend-dairy!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Dermatologists are always in a hurry.

They spend all day making rash decisions.