Money jokes

Why was the ATM always so calm?

It had great cash flow!

What do you call money that grows on trees?

A branch account!

Why did the piggy bank go to the gym?

To build up its balance!

What's a stockbroker's favorite day of the week?

Fundday!

Why do accountants make great lovers?

They're great with figures!

What did the quarter say to the penny?

You don't make any cents!

Why was the budget always so stressed?

It was stretched too thin!

What do you call a fish that does financial planning?

A loan shark!

Why did the credit card feel so popular?

It was always getting swiped right!