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Why was the flute player such a great detective?

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She always followed the clues in the key.

What do you call a group of musical whales?

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An orca-stra.

Why did the saxophonist sit in the corner?

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He was told to stay in his reed zone.

Why don't cellos ever get lonely?

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They always have strings attached.

What did the treble clef say to the bass clef?

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You're really low-key.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

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In case of a lyrical downpour.

Why did the chord go to the doctor?

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It had a diminished quality of life.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

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The trom-bone.

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Why did the metronome break up with the clock?

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It was tired of being compared on timing.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur at a concert?

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A dino-snore.