Music jokes

Why do jazz musicians never win races?

They keep improvising detours.

What did the violin say when it finally got tuned?

Things are finally looking sharp.

Why was the music teacher so good at baseball?

She had perfect pitch.

Why did the orchestra go fishing?

They wanted to catch some bass.

What do you call a musician who just broke up?

Decomposing.

Why did the trombone player go to jail?

He was caught with a concealed slide.

What's a guitar's least favorite weather?

A heavy metal storm.

Why did the musician refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of the shuffle.