Music jokes

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug.

Why did the singer climb a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

A moo-sician.

Why did the music note go to the principal's office?

It was always getting into treble.

Why did the piano player keep banging his head?

He was playing by ear.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Why are basketball players messy eaters?

Because they are always dribbling.

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.