Music jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Where do cats write notes?

Scratch Paper!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...