Space jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime!

Why can't you trust Saturn?

Because it has too many rings and no commitment!

What do you call an alien with three eyes?

An aliiien!

Why did the moon skip dinner?

Because it was full!

What do you call a lazy spacecraft?

A procrastirocket!

Why did the sun never go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?

I'm stuck in orbit!

How does the solar system hold up its pants?

With an asteroid belt!

Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!