Space jokes

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the Milky Way!

Why did the star go to school?

To get a little brighter!

How do you organize a party in space?

You planet!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He needed more space!

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do bees do after they are married?

They go on a honeymoon.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Where does astronauts hangout after work?

At the spacebar.