Space jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.