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Why did the spider become a web developer?

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It was a natural at spinning up sites.

What did the duck say after buying new shoes?

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Put it on my bill.

What do you call a sleeping lizard?

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A calm-eleon.

Why don't alligators like fast food?

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Because they can't catch it.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

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An udder failure.

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?

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A funny bunny.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

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It weighed too much for its scales.

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

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A wonkey.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

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A USB.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

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Still no idea.