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197 jokes · page 6 of 20

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Why did the horse chew with its mouth open?

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Because it had bad stable manners.

What do you call a buffalo at a nudist colony?

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Buff-a-lo.

Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?

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It had hives.

What do you call a dog in the winter?

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A chili dog.

Why did the rooster go to KFC?

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He wanted to see a chicken strip.

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?

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Very lost and very cold.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

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Because they forgot the words.

What do you call a lizard that sings?

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A rap-tile.

Why did the snail paint a big S on his car?

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So people would say 'Look at that S-car-go!'

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What do you call a wolf that meditates?

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Aware wolf.