Ocean jokes

Why did the whale blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?

That tasted a little funny!

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships!

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why did the crab get bad grades?

Because it kept getting caught in the current!

Why did the crab never share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why don't oysters share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.