Ocean jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What did the sea say to the sand?

"We have to stop meeting like this."

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.

Then it just clicked.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why is the ocean always blue?

Because the shore never waves back.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.