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Why did the AI go to therapy?

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It had deep learning issues.

What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

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You're spinning your wheels.

Why don't batteries ever feel alone?

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They always come with a positive and negative side.

Why did the email feel lonely?

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It was stuck in the outbox.

What did the monitor say to the CPU?

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I've got my eye on you — all 4K of them.

Why did the server go on vacation?

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It needed to unload.

Why did the printer never win at poker?

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It always showed its hand — and jammed.

Why was the motherboard always in charge?

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Because everything was connected to her.

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Why did the pixel go to school?

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To get a higher resolution.

Why are computers bad at boxing?

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They're afraid of hitting the escape key.