Technology jokes

What did the Wi-Fi router name its autobiography?

'Connected: A Life Without Strings.'

Why did the database go on a diet?

It had too many tables.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?

A R2-Detour.

Why did the computer need a blanket?

It kept freezing.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why don't programmers like to go outside?

The sun causes too many screen glares.

What do you call a computer that can sing opera?

A Dell.

Why did the developer bring a net to work?

To catch all the bugs.