Technology jokes

What do you call an AI that writes poetry?

Poet-AI-c.

Why did the tech company hire a gardener?

They needed help with their root access.

What did the CPU say during the interview?

I can handle a lot of processing.

Why did the algorithm go to couples therapy?

It had trouble sorting out its relationships.

What do you call a laptop that falls off a desk?

A crash.

Why did the coder bring a dictionary to the hackathon?

To look up all the undefined variables.

What did the power button say to the user?

You really turn me on.

Why did the SSD dump the floppy disk?

It said the relationship had no capacity for growth.