Cars jokes

Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle.

Every morning! It's a vicious cycle.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why do nurses carry around red crayons?

Sometimes they need to draw blood.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

"Don't look I'm changing!"

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

It's two-tired.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels