Food jokes

What did the hungry clock do?

It went back four seconds.

Why was the soup always the teacher's favorite?

It had a lot of broth — I mean, brains.

What did the avocado say to the toast?

"Together we're smashing."

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?

Because it was cultured.

What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why was the pancake always getting in trouble?

Because it kept flipping out.

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball on moving day?

"Don't worry, I'll help you sauce things out."

Why couldn't the string bean sit still?

It had too much snap.