Puns jokes

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

A depresso.

Why did the map always win arguments?

It had a lot of good points.

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

Why did the pillow go to court?

It wanted to rest its case.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why did the fence go to the hospital?

It had too many picket injuries.

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?

He wanted to grow a power plant.

Why did the roof go to the doctor?

It had shingles.

Why did the tire go to college?

It wanted a higher degree of rotation.