School jokes

What do you call a sleeping classroom?

A bored room.

Why was the geometry teacher always happy?

Everything in her life had a point.

What's a pencil's favorite place to visit?

Pencil-vania.

Why did the student bring scissors to class?

He wanted to cut class.

Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.