School jokes

Scientists finally did a study on forks.

It's about tine!

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

It always was my achilles elbow

What did the calculator say to the student?

You can count on me.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test?

Because he be lion.