Work jokes

What did the CEO tell the team about the company retreat?

Don't worry, it's not a retreat — we're advancing in a different direction.

Why did the employee eat their lunch at their desk?

They were on a working lunch — but the food wasn't working for them.

What did the sticky note say to the monitor?

I'm really attached to you.

Why did the marketing team go to the bakery?

They needed a better way to generate buzz rolls.

What did the Monday say to the employee?

We meet again — it's like we have a weekly arrangement.

Why did the freelancer bring a blanket to the coffee shop?

They wanted to cover all their bases while working remotely.

What did the budget say to the department head?

I'm really stretched thin this quarter.