Work jokes

What did the deadline say to the procrastinator?

We need to stop meeting like this — always at the last minute.

Why did the keynote speaker bring bread to the conference?

They wanted to raise a toast to the team.

What did the manager say about the new open floor plan?

There are no barriers to communication — or privacy.

Why did the printer go to the doctor?

It had a paper jam and couldn't stop feeding.

What did the CEO say when the elevator broke?

I guess we'll have to take steps to fix this.

Why did the whiteboard feel so accomplished?

Because people kept saying it was remarkable.

What did the out-of-office reply say?

I'm not here right now, but your email is very important to no one.