Halloween jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?

A poultry-geist!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!