Halloween jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.