Sports jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left.

Why are snake races so exciting?

They're always neck and neck.

You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon.

She let it go.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

I asked my date to go to the gym the other day.

They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.