Technology jokes

Why did the database administrator leave the restaurant?

He didn't like the table joins.

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?

Dead Siri-ous.

Why did the computer freeze?

It left its Windows open.

What did the spider do on the computer?

Made a website.

Why did the developer go broke?

He used up all his cache.

What's a computer's favorite snack?

Microchips.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why don't robots ever panic?

They have nerves of steel — literally.

What do you call a laptop on the beach?

A Dell rolling in the deep — sand.