Technology jokes

Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?

It lost all its contacts.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A-Dell.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

They both become useless when you open windows.

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What goes after USA?

USB.