Food jokes

Why did the pie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy.

What did the taco say to the guacamole?

"You guac my world."

What did the lettuce say when it was being harvested?

"Lettuce leave!"

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling.

What kind of key opens a banana?

A mon-key.

Why was the cucumber so cool under pressure?

Because it was already a pickle in the making.

What did the salt say to the pepper at the restaurant?

"Season's greetings!"

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?

Because they hang out in bunches.

What did the egg say to the frying pan?

"You crack me up."