Puns jokes

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?

Matt.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.