Puns jokes

Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How do you make a 'one' disappear?

You add a 'g' and it's 'gone'

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How do you make a hankie dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poker face.