Puns jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language.

I don’t know why.

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.

The second time let me down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What time should you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!