Puns jokes

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!