Family jokes

What do you call twin brothers who love building?

A construction pair-ent!

Why do aunts make great bakers?

Because everything they make is ant-sized portions... of love!

What did the blanket say to the bed at the family sleepover?

I've got you covered!

Why did the kid bring a spoon to the family photo?

Because they heard everyone needs to say 'cheese' and they wanted to be ready to eat!

What do you call a dad who's also a gardener?

A plant parent!

Why don't parents ever get lost in the woods?

Because they always take the family tree!

What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?

I lava you!